Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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