no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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