After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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