Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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