Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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