Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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