He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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