Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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