i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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