My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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