You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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