I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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