Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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