I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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