And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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