haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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