i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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