You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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