you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't turn off my feet"
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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