Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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