In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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