So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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