i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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