needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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