You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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