What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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