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My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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