He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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