Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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