no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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