Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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