I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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