Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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