I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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