Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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