I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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