I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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