we're blogging at a bar
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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