It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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