I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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