That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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