Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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