sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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