You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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