i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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