I'm jealous of your bromance
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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