I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
The air taste purple.
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