I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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