Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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