I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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